While patching holes on the street in front of my house today
A city worker left something else behind during his stay
He turned towards the house and unzipped his fly
Urinating in broad daylight, discretion he didn’t even try
A big puddle next to the asphalt remains for all to see
We don’t need to see a union card to know that he’s a member of CUPee
To 311, a call has been made to report the offending fellow
“You’ve got to be kidding,” the operator said with a bellow
It’s not just dogs who lift their legs and let loose with a yellow stream
Humans are just as bad, or so it would seem
It’s a story that’s getting old
About how some pigs are growing ever more bold
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